letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(Source: dirudo)

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Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer.
― you intoxicate me (via n4ughty-y)
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